Random Thoughts About Sex

When authorities remind you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. – Matt Groening
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. – Jack Handey
What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, the birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them — as is my understanding. – Bart Simpson

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