5 Second Story #3

Once upon a time there was a surly pirate. One day he got scurvy. He ate 17 oranges in a row which cured him of his scurvy but eating all of those oranges gave him acute acid reflux. He then took Becylinaticativolane which alleviated the symptoms but produced “oily discharge”. From then on he has been know as the “Oily Butt Pirate”. Arghhhh!!!! The End

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  1. Oh Troy…Troy, Troy, Troy…
    That’s all I have to say about that…

  2. Firda

    You should’ve just written a story about Lermit the Frog…

  3. Oily discharge?! Aww man, first you leave some on my site, and now here too? Yikes…

  4. What can I say? “Oily Discharge” is an excellent phrase 🙂

  5. ‘Oily Discharge” brings too many images to mind. Nasty images……very nasty…

  6. nikki


  7. Dr. Beej

    Lermit the frog is badazz! I love kermit too.
    Don’t forget to watch “it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie” or whatever it is called on NBC. It will be shown on November 29, Saturday, 2002; the time will be at 7 pm central. It’s gonna be awesome.
    Well, I’m gonna go get high now. High on life, that is.
    Docta beej