When I watch American televison I come up with the distinct belief that all Americans have:
2) Diarreha and/or constipation
4) Genital Herpes
5) Heart Problems
And to get rid of these problems Americans must take something which may result in headaches, dry mouth, lumpy oatmeal, rapid rabid monkey attacks, stomach aches, more diarreha, dog leg-humping, measles, rapid leg hair growth, heart palpatations and oily discharge (aka anal leakage, pleasant thoughts).
I’m glad I’m not an American 🙂