Witty Banter

Now that I’ve got your attention with the title I must proceed to disappoint you. I have nothing witty to say. I actually have very little to say. You know how it is. Somedays I wish that I had an imaginary alter-ego (or maybe a schizophrenic personality) so that I could post about my exciting adventures travelling the amazon on a steam-powered tugboat or how I single handedly saved the world from evil space monkeys. Alas I could never lie to my public πŸ™‚ Thus I submit that I should make something blog worth happen in my life. Maybe I should go out and have an accident on my bike. Break my right wrist this time. That would be blog-worthy (no I’m not really that sadistic – I wouldn’t purposely hurt myself).
I guess we will just have to wait and see what happens. Maybe I should do last Friday’s Friday Five. That would be make for some blog fodder πŸ™‚

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  1. Firda

    You don’t need to be schizophrenic to have something extraordinary to blog about. Just post your infamous ten second (or is it five second?) story! You haven’t done that in awhile and I kind of miss it πŸ™‚

  2. i thought your blogging about having nothing to blog about is blog fodder in itself. :0

  3. I know how you feel man. I’m having all kinds of trouble finding fun stuff to write about. Good luck! Don’t hurt yourself. πŸ˜‰
    BTW, I agree with Firda. Maybe this site just needs another little shot of Lermit.