Monday always tires me out. I think it is likely because you stay up late on Saturday night then sleep in Sunday morning and expect your body to slip back into the weekday schedule with little fuss. In actuality your body doesn’t enjoy doing that. Stupid Mondays,
Since I have nothing more to say I’ve included two meme in the extended entry – the first one stolen from Neil’s blog with kind of random questions – though whoever created seems to have some fascination with how people clean themselves. The second one stolen from Dave at Blogography – some short and sweet questions.

Meme 1: 29 Random Questions
1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
I start the water up before getting in. You need to make sure you’re getting into a warm shower.
2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
No. I don’t think it would tell me anything new. I already know the Apply. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. rule of shampooing! I also know the “Don’t get it in your eyes” rule as well.
3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
Stupidest commercials evers!
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Sure.
5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
I don’t recall showering with my brother. I do remember taking baths with him. I think it was just easier on the parents to have one bathtime.
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Nope. Though I have thought about starting to shave in the shower.
7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yup. I’m a klutz.
8. How old do you look?
I’m not sure. I’ve been told varying ages. I know I must occasionally look younger than 19, since I sometimes get carded when I’m buying booze.
9. How old do you act?
Depends on my mood. A lot of the time I feel like I’m making Firda dumber with my inane banter. 🙂
10. What’s the last song you sang?
Life In a Glass House by Radiohead
11. Have you recently become a member of anything?
Firda and I recently opened up an account with PC financial. It’s a place to save the digital SLR money. A place where we can’t touch it 🙂 Well we could but it’s not in the bill/rent/everything else bank account.
12. What are your plans for the weekend?
This weekend we are going to a surprise party with my parents. The rest of the weekend will hopefully be spent relaxing (and I’m sure picture taking with Firda).
13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Usually closed.
14. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Condie? Sexy? Disturbing!!!
15. Does anything on your body itch right now?
My nose.
16. Who’s the sexiest famous woman alive?
Sexy and famous? Hmmm. Alyson Hannigan is pretty sexy (in my mind).
17. Who’s the sexiest famous man alive?
From what I’ve heard women find Brad Pitt pretty sexy. I don’t.
18. Does every family have a crazy uncle?
I’m sure every family has someone who is a little “special”.
19. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Nope.
20. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not really. Though if it did it would depend on their level of ability. I’ve known people you give the illusion of playing the guitar, but could never play more than the first couple chords of a song.
21. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
Not a fan of sports so I don’t tend to care.
22. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
The junk? You mean the kernels? I do occasionally eat the unpopped stuff, though only if it is crunchy.
23. Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Nope. We aren’t big campers.
24. What about in a boat?
Nope. Though according to Pierre Burton “A Canadian is someone who knows how to have sex in a canoe”, so I should get on that 🙂
25. Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nope.
26. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Either one is fine by me.
27. Can you fix your own car?
I can only fix minor things. The major things I leave to the experts.
28. Would you want to kill George W Bush yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it?
Sure. Why not?
29. Should guys wear pink?
Only if they want to be made fun of 🙂
Meme 2: Short and Sweet Questions
DO YOU SNORE? I sure do. I wish I didn’t.
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? A lover. Though sometimes I want to hit people.
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? Letting my friends and family down.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Absolutely. We have tonnes back home.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV? I enjoy some of it. Except those dating shows.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? I don’t think so.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I guess so. I was a chubby baby.
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? The ring is on the finger. So no.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Usually. Some of the time I make up my own songs.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Not yet.
ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can make cartoonish voices. Not any particular cartoon, just cartoonish voices.
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? New Zealand. I haven’t been but it looks nice.
CAN YOU SWIM? Yup. When your family owns a lake front cottage and you’ve had a pool for as long as you can remember it is kind of a requirement.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? Several times. I’ve posted about it several times too.
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Absolutely. If you don’t you’re an idiot.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I don’t lick. I bite!!!
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? I don’t think so.
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Electric. Less work 🙂
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? It depends what you do with the animal after. Trophy hunting is sad. Using the animal for meat is okay – though I don’t think I would ever want to go hunting.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Nope. It’s in my past 🙂
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Nothing that I know of.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ? This morning in an email to Firda or last night in person with Firda (I would have said it this morning to her in person but she was still asleep).
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Nope.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Sunny side up.
ARE BLONDES DUMB? Not all of them. There are a lot of dumb people in this world and hair colour is not the determining factor.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? The “Lost Sock” Dimension.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? I have a couple.
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING? Depends what you are eating.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Today. Driving too and from work.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers. Less time consuming.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? I wish.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Sure. Unless it’s Dracula doing it!
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I’m not afraid of the dark. I’m afraid of the things in the dark 🙂
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Toxic Hell (aka Taco Bell).
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Not on purpose.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Yup. A couple of times. See the Great Appendix Adventure for reference.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Depends on the drug.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Once I fall asleep I’m pretty heavy. Before then I need a certain atmosphere to fall asleep.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Blue, though Firda sometimes thinks they are green or gray.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? I sure do!
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Nope. I don’t think I am.
HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE? Yes. And it wasn’t even for school!
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I wish.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? I’m sure I’ve raided my dad’s change tray a couple of times.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? No.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Yes and No. I like the idea. I don’t like the sleeping on the ground.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Never!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? If it’s Harry Potter magic then no. If it’s the magic of our existence and science then yes.
ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND? I like dogs. Not all dogs are our friends though.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? How can you not believe in divorce? It isn’t something like the Easter Bunny?
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Not very well.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? I try to minimize the number I make.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It’s been snowing here today. So yes. 🙂
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Something from Tim Hortons.
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Nope.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW? Next question.
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? There are way too many to mention. Herbal Essence being one of them (see previous meme above).
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? I don’t believe we have those in Canada.
FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? No favorite song at this moment.
THE END!!!!