Once upon a time a frog lived in a beautiful pond. One day a princess rode to the pond on her horse and proceeded to kiss everything in and around the pond. After she had kissed everything but the frog she approached the frog. In a very refined, princessly voice she said to herself “Oh that is so cliche” and left on her horse without kissing the frog. The frog felt rejected and sad and dove into the depths of the pond to live the rest of his miserable existance. The End
(Now that’s what I can tragic)