Naked Donuts?

God bless Southwestern Ontario. According to these two articles [1 2] a naked man was arrested after ordering coffee from Tim Hortons (*) while masturbating. To think this occured in a town less than an hour from where I live.
I really have to wonder what kind of “fantasy” someone could have that involves Tim Hortons.
(*) – For my readers who aren’t from Canada or the northern U.S. states Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme. They serve donuts, coffee and other hot drinks, sandwiches, soup, bagels etc. Sooooo goooood!

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  1. Oh… then it wasn’t you then? I am mighty glad to hear that!
    There’s an entire series of “glazed donuts” jokes going around now. I suppose everybody gets to be famous for something… but THIS? Sad.